Thursday, April 30th, 2009
by The Great White Gypsy People who could’ve directed The Soloist better than Joe Wright: Ron Howard Any 2nd year NYU film student A French tourist with a camcorder A retarded monkey The Soloist is the story of Steve Lopez, a columnist for the Los Angeles Times who is struggling for new material. After a […]
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Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
First and foremost, we would like to thank all of you who supported us on Sunday and followed the live blog. It was a big day for Sexy Gypsy, and it really set the bar high. Unfortunately, the Academy set the bar pretty low for hosting this year. Hugh Jackman, while slightly entertaining and charismatic […]
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Thursday, February 19th, 2009
Best Picture Of the five films in this category, only two really have a shot. Frost/Nixon was a great stage adaptation with amazing performances and, while solid, was ultimately compromised by Ron Howard’s lack of technical abilities. The Reader was boring, poorly constructed, and probably the most overrated film in the last 20 years. And […]
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Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
by The Great White Gypsy For the past eight years, Washington has been rocked by the biggest scandal in history. It wasn’t an isolated event (like Clinton’s Monica-gate, or Whitewater-gate…or Lie-to-Ken Star-while-playing-the-saxophone-gate.); it was an ongoing disservice to the American people that I will now dub “Dyslexia-gate”. It has made us forget that we ever […]
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Friday, February 6th, 2009
So now that we’ve all had a chance to absorb the Oscar nominations, it’s time to start placing bets. We already mentioned that, in the last three years, every Oscar winner for Best Actor and Actress also won the Golden Globe. This year, however, the nominations aren’t even the same. Kate Winslet won Best Actress […]
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Sunday, January 4th, 2009
by The Great White Gypsy White people are crazy. I never really got into wrestling. I know, it’s real, they are like stuntmen, and people have died in the ring. But it’s scripted, it’s retardedly violent in a white trash kinda way, and they wear tights. So when I saw the poster for The Wrestler, […]
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