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by The Great White Gypsy
People who could’ve directed The Soloist better than Joe Wright:
Ron Howard
Any 2nd year NYU film student
A French tourist with a camcorder
A retarded monkey
The Soloist is the story of Steve Lopez, a columnist for the Los Angeles Times who is struggling for new material. After a rough bicycling accident, he runs […]
Keep Reading » 1First and foremost, we would like to thank all of you who supported us on Sunday and followed the live blog. It was a big day for Sexy Gypsy, and it really set the bar high.
Unfortunately, the Academy set the bar pretty low for hosting this year. Hugh Jackman, while slightly entertaining and charismatic at […]
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Of the five films in this category, only two really have a shot. Frost/Nixon was a great stage adaptation with amazing performances and, while solid, was ultimately compromised by Ron Howard’s lack of technical abilities. The Reader was boring, poorly constructed, and probably the most overrated film in the last 20 years. And Benjamin […]
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For the past eight years, Washington has been rocked by the biggest scandal in history. It wasn’t an isolated event (like Clinton’s Monica-gate, or Whitewater-gate…or Lie-to-Ken Star-while-playing-the-saxophone-gate.); it was an ongoing disservice to the American people that I will now dub “Dyslexia-gate”. It has made us forget that we ever had […]
Keep Reading » 1So now that we’ve all had a chance to absorb the Oscar nominations, it’s time to start placing bets. We already mentioned that, in the last three years, every Oscar winner for Best Actor and Actress also won the Golden Globe. This year, however, the nominations aren’t even the same. Kate Winslet won Best Actress […]
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White people are crazy.
I never really got into wrestling. I know, it’s real, they are like stuntmen, and people have died in the ring. But it’s scripted, it’s retardedly violent in a white trash kinda way, and they wear tights. So when I saw the poster for The Wrestler, I wasn’t […]
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