Hey Everyone,

We finally got here. Right now, The Great White Gypsy and I are sitting at our Oscar Party in Fremont, CA getting ready to start giving all you sexy gypsy readers our real-time reactions. I am going to try to live tweet this too, so you can follow me here. sexy gypsy affiliate and sometimes contributer, supertoast, will be live tweeting this event as well. DEFINITELY check her out for some hilarious insights into the evening. Follow her here.

My comments will be marked as BIG and The Great White Gypsy as GW

9:00 PM

BIG: Good shit everybody! I hope yall enjoyed our commentary, and more importantly the Oscars. We’re going out to celebrate the 1st  successful live blog on sexy gypsy and then we’ll be back in the next day or two with a recap.

Until Next Time, Your Fearless Leader

8:55 PM

GW: Next year’s Oscar host: Sam Mendes….

BIG: …and an angry mob…

GW: …led by Mickey Rourke and Anne Hathaway

8:53 PM

GW: Yeah buddy, sweep that shit.  People really need to start taking Danny Boyle seriously.

8:49 PM

BIG: Let’s get it Slumdog.

8:45 PM

BIG: And there is the obligatory Prop 8 reference. Also, I have $100 that says, in order to really understand the role of Harvey Milk, Sean Penn fully immersed himself in Gus van Sant’s asshole for a good 4 months.

8:44 PM

GW: Can’t be mad at that, I hate Sean Penn, and he was great.  I still think The Ram should run up there right now and staplegun him in the face.

BIG: Word.

8:41 PM

BIG: I hope Mickey Rourke wins so he can get on stage and bite the head off Sean Penn.

7:39 PM

BIG: This whole past winners talking about this year’s nominees thing is getting on my nerves. Fuck you and your self congratulatory bullshit.

8:32 PM

BIG: Expected, but undeserved. She should have won for Revolutionary Road, if at all.

8:29 PM

BIG: Ok, now that everyone is done sucking each other’s cocks can we please get to the winner?

GW: And why is Tim Burton talking about great actresses? Oh never mind, that’s just Sophia Loren.

BIG: EEEEEWWWWW!!!

8:27 PM

BIG: Kate Winslet is probably gonna win this. But when she does, it will be a slap in the face to Sam Mendes,Revolutionary Road and Nazi torturers everywhere. Also: Anne Hathaway is like 9 kinds of hot.

8:25 PM

GW: …and the Oscar for best stripper goes to: Marisa Tomei.

8:21 PM

The Namesake: YAAAAAAAAAAY….YEAH.

GW: IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

8:20 and like a second

BIG: MOTHERFUCKING DANNY BOYLE!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!

8:20 PM

BIG: Danny Boyle is my homeboy. He better fucking win.

8:18 PM

BIG: This shit is starting to drag.

8:07 PM

BIG: Who the fuck are these guys? Did someone forget their dry cleaning?? Also, Waltz with Bashir totally should have won that shit. I call shenanigans.

8:05 PM

GW: For the record, BIG only beat me by one.   But I’m still winning in every other aspect of life.  Game.  Set…hey other dog, FUCK YOU!

8:04 PM

BIG: I’d just like to say, after that category, there is no possible way The Great White Gypsy will beat me tonight. Game. Set. Match. Bitches.

7:56 PM

CURRENT SCORE: BIG - 11/18  GW - 10/18

7:54 PM

BIG: Yeah, it’s officially the year of Slumdog Millionaire.

7:46 PM

BIG: I really want to make fun of Jerry Lewis, but…yeah…

7:35 PM

BIG: Slumdog was a great film, but I really didn’t expect it to sweep every category. Props to Danny Boyle and them.

7:33 PM

Quick picture of us enjoying the Oscars.

7:31 PM

BIG: If I knew the motherfucking difference between sound editing and sound mixing, I totally would have got both them bitches right.

7:29 PM

GW: Also, someone explain the difference between sound editing and sound mixing…I don’t get it.

7:21 PM

GW: Best Will Smith movie ever.  BIG Gypsy says Independence Day.  Great White Gypsy says I Am Legend.  Namesake says Independence Day.  What do You think?  PS: You know what really grinds my gears?  Montages.  And you America…Fuck You.

7:18 PM

GW: I totally called that shit…I am the smartest man alive…and no one cares about this category.

7:16 PM

GW: I’m never thinking outside the box again…fuckin think-for-yourselfers…hi Tyson.

7:14 PM

BIG: Hey, why isn’t Religulous up for best documentary? Wait, Bill Maher isn’t a serious journalist OR filmmaker? He’s a comedian? Really? But he’s not even that funny…Huh, I’ve learned something tonight.

7:13 PM

CURRENT SCORE:  BIG - 7/11   GW - 6/11

7:08 PM

GW: Jake Gyllenhaal  is so proud right now…seriously, he deserves this.

7:07 PM

BIG: That is a fuckload of Ledgers.

7:05 PM

BIG: Cuba Gooda, Jr. is just bitter. Roberty Downey, Jr. is way blacker than him anyways.

7:03 PM

BIG: Is Philip Seymour Hoffman dying of AIDS right now?

6:56 PM

BIG: You know what would be way cooler than the High School Musical kids, Beyonce and Hugh Jackman?? If MIA brought her baby on stage and sang Paper Planes while smoking a blunt and then threw her child into the crowd.

6:54 PM

GW: From John Stewart to Hugh Jackman…we are officially in a recession

6:50 PM

BIG: We’re back. And for the record, I almost picked Toyland to win.

6:42 PM

WE ARE ON A CIGARETTE BREAK.

BE BACK IN 9 MINUTES.

6:35 PM

BIG: Well deserved, Slumdog could seriously clean up tonight.

6:31 PM

BIG: Motherfucking Ben Stiller. Crazy Jews…

6:26 PM

BIG: Someone please explain to me what the guy from Twilight is doing here?

6:21 PM

CURRENT SCORE:  BIG - 5/8  GW - 4/8

6:21 PM

GW: The Great White Gypsy is going down in flames…

6:17 PM

GW: Why isn’t Christian Bale yelling at this guy right now?

6:15 PM

BIG: Yeah, I think everything is back to normal. Great and it’s just in time to see Daniel Craig and some chick that looks like a foot to present Art direction.

6:14 PM

BIG: We are having technical difficulties, so just bear with us and keep hitting refresh.

6:10 PM

GW: Samurai Frenchmen are freaking awesome…I loved this short.  Sorry Pixar, didn’t pull this one out of the hat.

6:07 PM

GW: Who is surprised by this?  Autistic robots are the shit.

6:06 PM

BIG: I’m only up by one right now, but victory shall be mine.

6:05 PM

CURRENT SCORE:  BIG - 2/3   GW - 1/3

6:03 PM

GW: There is no charge for awesomeness…or attractiveness…

6:02 PM

BIG: The Great White Gypsy made a pun and it was funny. I laughed out loud aka LOLed if i was a douche. Get it? DOUBTed?? Get it??

6:01 PM

GW: Sorry I Doubted you Simon…

BIG: If Danny Boyle hadn’t directed that, the screenplay would’ve sucked.

5:57 PM

GW: The Beginning of Prop 8 guilt-fest

BIG: “a blah blah fucking blah. bitch bitch bitch, no one cares, i’m gay, someone please hold me…” Shut the fuck up and get off stage.

5:56 PM

BIG: Got ‘em coach

GW: Good call Academy

5:53 PM

GW: That dress definitely shows off Tina Fey’s morals…

BIG: Tina Fey is the best part of the evening so far.

5:51 PM

BIG: 1 award took 22 minutes to hand out. This is going to be a long night.

5:48 PM

GW: Consider Woody Allen’s dick sufficiently sucked.

5:47 PM

BIG: MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT!! WHERE IS MY MONEY??

5:46 PM

BIG: Shut the fuck up and tell me who wins!!

5:43 PM

BIG: What the fuck is this shit? The top 5 most undeserving Oscar Winners of All Time?

5:42 PM

GW: I’m very upset Jennifer Hudson didn’t get nominated for the superbowl

5:39 PM

GW: BIG is in love with Frank Langella

5:38 PM

BIG: The Great White Gypsy is completely in love with Hugh Jackman

5:36 PM

BIG: What the hell is he doing to Anne Hathaway?

5:34 PM

BIG: It’s already very apparent that Hugh Jackman was a poor fucking choice.

5:31 PM

BIG: It’s STARTING!!!!

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