by The Great White Gypsy


You can get anything online these days. It started out as pictures. Then music became available. Then movies. Now you can get food, entertainment, conversation, and sex without even leaving your house. The Irony is not lost on me, then, as I am reviewing a film about online file sharing. Which I downloaded.
God Bless America.
The Lionshare, Joshua Bernhard’s first effort in filmmaking, is about a 20-something guy in New York who meets a girl online. They get together for drinks, and during a conversation about a file sharing site called The Lionshare, she admits she’s never seen Ghostbusters (travesty!) After a failed attempt to rent it, and a subsequent sexual encounter, he promises to check out a band on the site. For the next hour, we watch him hanging out with his indie-musician friends and downloading songs to add to a mix for his one night stand.
That may seem like a boring premise, but the movie is very well done. As far as mumblecore films go, this one has a much more patient cinematography. Even though it comes in at a quick 65 minute runtime, the story is broken up between shots of the sunset over Brooklyn and random montages of people walking around with headphones on. Bernhard very subtlety yet very clearly and unpretentiously shows us a contradiction in society. With our websites and our ipods, we are a disconnected society. Yet what we all have in common is this earphone-induced isolation.
In contrast to the work of the Duplass brothers and Andrew Bujalski, the cast in this film is a bit younger. With everyone in their early 20’s, the dialogue seems a little more natural and carefree. Maybe I don’t have friends like that now, but I did Sophomore year of college. The jokes cracked and issues discussed lend themselves to an image of youthful hope, rather than the meandering and jaded dissatisfaction of the soon-to-be-thirty-somethings that dominate the genre.
The music in the film is also interesting. Though it doesn’t stand very well on its own (I checked out a lot of it online), it fits the tone of the movie pretty well. The Lawnchairs, The Lillapucians, and The Assembly Line might not be bands you’ve ever heard of, but in a story based on uber-indie music, that’s kinda the point, right?
My only problem with The Lionshare is the ending. Not that it’s bad. It’s just vague in a way that could either make you hate it or love it. In the midst of pining for this girl via music downloads, the main character uploads his friend’s demo (his friend is actually a small time musician playing himself), which causes some problems between them. I won’t give away any of the “twists” or the ending, but one of the final lines is, “We knew how this would end.” I can’t tell if this is a statement about their relationships and personalities, or if it’s a statement about file sharing and internet piracy. In my opinion, that’s too fine of a line for an indie movie to end on.
If it’s the latter, Joshua Bernhard can send me a copy of the DVD, and I’ll send him a check. BEAR FACT.
Final Grade: B-


If you’re anything like us, one of the first things you did when you woke up Tuesday morning was check out the announcement of the 2010 Academy Award nominations. And if you’re really like us, you were a bit disappointed with the list.

We’ve known for a while that the Academy planned to nominate ten films for best picture this year instead of the usual five. Unfortunately, this was a really, really weak year for mainstream film. Out of the ten, we consider six to be immediate throw-aways (Avatar, An Education, Precious, The Blind Side, A Serious Man, Up), leaving only four solid contenders (Up in the Air, Inglourious Basterds, The Hurt Locker, District 9).

Acting has also seen better years. The nominees this year include low points like Morgan Freeman (Best Actor) and Matt Damon (Best Supporting) in Invictus (both played themselves with African accents), Sandra Bullock (Best Actress) in The Blind Side (the chick from Miss Congeniality and The Net? Really???), and Stanley Tucci (Best Supporting) in The Lovely Bones (great actor, not his best role or film).

High notes include Jeff Bridges and Woody Harrelson finally getting some much overdue love (Best Actor, Crazy Heart and Best Supporting, The Messenger respectively), Carey Mulligan (Best Actress) for her breakthrough role in An Education, and Christoph Waltz (Best Supporting, Inglourious Basterds) and Mo’Nique (Best Supporting, Precious) as our only two real locks this year.

In one of the biggest travesties since LOTR: Return of the King, Avatar has been nominated for NINE f-ing awards (Best Picture, Director, Original Score, Original Screenplay, Art Direction, Cinematography, Editing, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, and Visual Effects). As entertaining and visually awe-inspiring as it was, there was nothing at all original about the score or the screenplay, and putting it up against Tarantino and Reitman is just insulting.

We still have a few major films to watch, as well as a lot of foreign, documentary, and short nominees. Expect to see our official preview, along with our personal Oscar ballots, in a few weeks. Until then, to see the full list of nominees click here.



These last few weeks have seen UK-based electropop mainstay Hot Chip getting insane amounts of buzz. In addition to the thousands of blog posts scattered about the web, I’ve gotten texts, phone calls, emails, tweets and every other form of correspondence imaginable urging me to go listen to their new album, One Life Stand.

Yet despite the hype, I wasn’t expecting much. First off, I’m not the hugest fan of electronic music. With such an inorganic art form, it can be difficult to communicate a sense of authenticity. Very few bands have done it successfully–Nine Inch Nails, TV On The Radio and Yeasayer are the only ones that come to mind. Yet after sitting with this record for a good week, I can definitively say, Hot Chip’s One Life Stand now belongs in that group.

This is the first Hot Chip album written primarily by vocalists Joe Goddard and Alexis Taylor. And it is their songwriting that helps One Life Stand outshine three previous albums. Thoughtful, introspective lyrics and an ever-changing sonic landscape drive the album forward. This in itself is rare for electronic-based albums that tend to run together, beating you in the head with their repetition. Tracks like We Have Love, or I Feel Better with it’s synth-strings, thumping beat and auto-tuned hook, are born for the club. Other tracks, like the wistful Alley Cats or Brothers, have a more personal feel–laidback and reflective.

One Life Stand is set to drop in the UK on February 8 and here in the US on the 9th. But you can download it right now from their store or stream it from their MySpace page. I highly recommend you check it out.


by The Great White Gypsy

We all want to protect the people we care about. From pain, from loss, from someone else hurting them. From ourselves. But sometimes our pride gets the better of us, and causes us to lose more than we would otherwise because of our mistakes. These are the themes of Lee Toland Krieger’s Independent Spirit Award nominee, The Vicious Kind.
Caleb (Adam Scott) is picking up his brother (Alex Frost) and his brother’s new girlfriend (Brittany Snow) from the train station while they’re on Thanksgiving break from college. He’s taking them to their father’s (J.K. Simmons) house for the holidays. The problem is cynical, jaded, sleep-deprived Caleb hasn’t spoken to his father in 8 years, his girlfriend left him recently, and now he’s suddenly attracted to his brother’s first love.
If you haven’t caught on yet, this is character study film at its finest. Adam Scott (Tell Me You Love Me) starts out strong, chain smoking in a diner and talking to his brother about the realities of life. Just in the opening scene, there is enough in the dialogue for us to see the diametrically opposed personalities of the brothers, and to immediately sympathize with both of them. Caleb constantly tries to protect his brother, and tells him that his girlfriend is a whore, and he can’t trust her. Though the story never definitively explains his past relationship, we can glean from his standoffishness that he was the brokenhearted one. He’s angry at his father for the circumstances surrounding their mother’s estrangement and subsequent death, but we get multiple versions of this story, which makes it hard to sympathize with or condemn anyone.
Halfway through this movie, I guarantee you will not like the main character. He’s transparently pessimistic, unnecessarily cruel, and awkwardly funny at the same time. One minute, he’s telling Brittany Snow (Prom Night) that if she hurts his brother, he’ll “put her in the fucking ground”, and thirty seconds later he’s tearfully apologizing. He appears to be stalking this girl some nights, and on the other nights he’s in a motel taking pictures with a prostitute. He tells his brother to be careful, and then belittles him, mocking the innocence he’s simultaneously attempting to protect and destroy. You will not like him, but you will be interested. That interest will make you want to like him. And towards the end, even though he’s sabotaging an innocent relationship, you’ll find yourself cheering for him when he beats up a couple hipster kids for harassing a girl in a bar. Don’t get me wrong, the writing in this film is great. It’s Intelligent and funny, like a more serious Dan in Real Life. But it will take you longer to warm up to these characters.
Though he has a small roll, the standout performance is J.K. Simmons (Juno) as the offbeat, inappropriate father. He exudes the same comfortable humor he always does, but towards the end his character takes on a guilt-ridden, prideful form that’s about to burst with remorse. I don’t think I’ve ever disliked Simmons before, and the fact that I did here made me almost as sad as his character’s problems.
My only major complaint with The Vicious Kind is the costume design. Caleb is a cookie-cutter mountain boy with his wool-lined jacket and boots. His brother is innocent, republican, and dopey to the point of ridiculousness with his clean polo shirts and sweater vests. I’m pretty sure they let J.K. Simmons wear whatever the hell he wants at this point. I feel it is really important in a character film to have the costumes add to the portraits, but not in a really obvious way. We don’t need to be punched in the face with archetypal symbolism; it detracts from the writing and insults our intelligence.
The character inconsistencies make this film a hard one to watch at times. However, if you can get through the whole thing with an open mind and a complete picture of the story, it will definitely pay off in the end. It is funny, heartfelt, and morally ambiguous. Just like most of us.
Final Grade: B+


by The Great White Gypsy

While looking through the nominees for this year’s Independent Spirit Awards, I came across a familiar title: Nights and Weekends. It had been in my Netflix Instant Queue (God bless Netflix) for a while, and I figured now was a good time to check it out. I had heard really good things.
I got hosed, Davy…I got hosed.
Nights and Weekends, starring, written and directed by Greta Gerwig (actress: Baghead, Hannah Takes the Stairs) and Joe Swanberg (Hannah Takes the Stairs, LOL) is about a a couple trying to make a long distance relationship work between Chicago and New York. It starts out the way so many of these stories do: we are introduced to the characters walking in the door to his apartment. As soon as the door is open, they are ripping each other’s clothes off and making love on the floor. The intimacy is immediate in its passion and unapologetic in its exposure; a good way to jump the audience right in to identifying with the characters. This isn’t the last sex scene in the film, but it is one of the last scenes in which I gave a rat’s ass about either of the characters.
As much as no one in this business likes the word “forumula”, there are certain guidelines and arcs that most stories follow on screen. In an emotionally taxing distance relationship, you would assume that the directors would show you this intimacy, followed by slight hardship, and then spend some time with the two separately in their own cities. The tension and the love would ebb and flow throughout the film until the decisive moment at the end has your heart on the edge of its seat.
If you want to give Swanberg and Gerwig a cookie for coloring outside the lines, be my guest. However, I think that in a genre defined by its realism (look out for our mumblecore spotlight, coming soon), Nights and Weekends attempts to maintain too much of it, and sacrifices the art of filmmaking. The dialog, while interesting and natural, very rarely conveys the sense that these two people have any deep emotional connection, or ever did. When he’s leaving her phone messages, or when she’s gearing up to ask him a serious question, it feels like they have only known each other for a few weeks. Even though they have one or two convincing arguments at the beginning, all of a sudden these “real” people are coming across as whiny, confused adolescents with lame senses of humor.
I think it’s hard for people to say they don’t like mumblecore films. That’s like telling your friend, “Hey Bob, that incident with your girlfriend last night? I thought it was poorly done. Work on that.” It’s so real, that you don’t want to fault a filmmaker for what you’re seeing. Films like Humpday and In Search of a Midnight Kiss, use the camera like a pair of glasses. You don’t feel like you’re watching a movie, nor do you feel like a mere fly on the wall. You feel like you’re in the scene, hanging out with these people, playing the “silent partner”. In Nights and Weekends, the camera – though steady and simplistic – accomplishes the same thing. The problem: it was like being a “silent partner” in a room full of people you don’t want to be around, and you keep checking your watch.
And that decisive moment I talked about? Well, my heart wasn’t anywhere near the edge of its seat. Actually, it kept telling me to “turn this crap off”, that it would “rather watch The Proposal“. Those are direct quotes. Go ahead, ask it.
Nights and Weekends, like most mumblecore films, got rave reviews when it was first released. So maybe this won’t be the one, but I’m hoping people will soon realize that this genre (which I am only beginning to love) is like any other: fallible. Imperfect. Prone to the same pitfalls as the mainstream. I hope this happens before the hipsters get ahold of it; they ruin everything.
Seriously…I have a closet full of striped shirts I can’t wear anymore. Assholes.
Final Grade: C-